- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS
i should be studying
When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.
Holy crap, I never realized.
I am rewarding my hard work this week by drawing a Gamzee. Halloween is on the brain at the moment…
On another note, I just realized this kind of looks like pb&j…
yesssssssss i missed u tz
*strums guitar* i feel excluded from everything but it’s mostly my fault because i distance myself because i think i’m annoying *strums guitar*
i made this like two years ago back when i homestucked, unfortunately, i lost the file. however, i found a hq version to an image hosting site so huzzah! i’m really happy because this is one of my favourite things i’ve made.
based on this!
The Viceroy is blessing your bloge.
I want to believe
my cat kisses back
To make up for breaking everyone’s heart yesterday with Carlos lost in the desert, I offer shameless fluff.
This one is based off this headcanon from welcome-to-ace-vale:
Ace!Cecil’s tattoos glow in the dark, which makes Ace!Carlos smile when they’re cuddling at night. They both like cuddling and sometimes kissing but neither wants more and it makes them both very happy. Cecil (I like to think he sews) makes a pair of PJ pants for Carlos with glow in the dark beakers to match his glowing tattoos. They then have glow in the dark themed movie marathons and cuddle.